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25 Feb

If the ability to pen a beautiful love letter got our grandparents the girl, today, having a baller sexting game can be the difference between a Tinder match that goes nowhere and being able to actually touch a person in real life. But sexting is not only for new lovers, sixteen-year-olds, and politicians and their mistresses. After last year’s massive celebrity i Cloud hack, many opted for the victim-blaming routine: “They shouldn’t have taken nude photos in the first place! Newsflash: Naked pics did not originate with the release of the i Phone. In order to compete in today’s sexting world, you have to be the right combination of witty and dirty; you have to get the pacing right; and, most importantly, you have to master the sexy selfie."Hey, how about for our first date, we grab a bite to eat, and then I [vague reference to oral here]." Chances are slim you are going to be like, "Yeah, dude.Let's go grab some Frostys and then bang." Socially competent people know to just ask someone out to dinner and then let the banging happen organically.13. There's no shame in being unemployed for a stretch or getting paid under the counter.Okay, all you readers: we’re so happy that you all read and comment on all of the fun, interesting, and sometimes very controversial topics that we cover here. Your comments are read daily (don’t think we don’t see them), but we’ve noticed that many of your questions are going unanswered. I’m hoping to give you answers that not only solve your problems, but also expand how you all think about things. Every week I will choose a topic that I see has gotten a lot of attention and answer a couple of your questions.Will showing your abs help or hinder your ability to capture the ladies’ attention and affection?

I once dated a guy who would text me after he jerked off, saying that he was thinking about me.

As a general rule of thumb for men, Zoosk recommends not posting selfies.

Here’s why: selfies decrease a man’s likelihood of receiving messages by 8%.

They’ve been around for a very long time, because nude photos are great, and we’re not going to stop taking or sharing them anytime soon. To state the obvious: When sending a nude, don’t include your face, or any distinguishing features like birthmarks and tattoos (unless you’re covered in tattoos, then I guess fuck it).

Of course, once you’re in a serious relationship, it’s sort of inevitable that you and your partner are going to have incriminating pics of each other on your phones. And make sure there’s nothing embarrassing in the frame behind you—the used condoms on your nightstand, for example.