Funny things to say to a girl online dating

12 Mar

anyway I said this to her and she broke down crying. - ckets4769 I sent an angel to look over you at night. I broke it in four pieces...1)I sent an angel to look over you at night 2)The angel came back a minute later 3) I asked it why and he told me 4)Angels don't watch other angels... The ultimate show of love, and it also includes logic.

When you first meet a woman she will immediately get a feel for your sense of humor and if you can make her giggle then you may just have a shot! It's presumptuous to list a bunch of unrequested information about yourself in your message, because doing so assumes that this person already thinks of you as a candidate.Instead, as with good tip #5, use the message to ask about him/her.~~~You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire. ~~~If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.